Stupid Joke Friday

A man is lost in the desert, he’s crawling through the dunes dying of thirst. He’s about to give up and surrender to the circling vultures when on the horizon he sees tents.

With a new burst of strength he crawls to them. He reaches the first and says to the man outside, “Water, please… water!”

“I am sorry sahib, I have only custard,” says the Bedouin. Distraught the man crawls onto the next tent.

“Water, please I need water,” he croaks.

“I am sorry, I have only jelly,” says the next bedouin. Sobbing now, though he is so dehydrated no tears will come the man crawls on.

“Water, please give me water!” he implores at the next tent.

“I am so sorry, I have only cream and sponge cake here!” answers the Bedouin.

The man collapses. “What’s going on, all this here and there’s no water? I don’t understand!”

“It is a trifle bazaar,” the Bedouin replies.