the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

Just Why Did I Get Up This Morning?

An uncomfortable morning this morning. Littleboy had some news but before I get into that I’ll tell you about him. He’s 15, wears mainly black and has an aversion to washing. However he does seem to prove that the Lynx effect pales in comparison to the 2 ASBO’s (for loitering and graffiti) and oversized hoody and jeans effect. He likes loud thrash music with lyrics full of death etc. etc. His main criteria for choosing C.D.’s is if they have a parental advisory on the front.

But. His world was rocked when he found out that at least one of the 4 girls he is seeing was cheating on him!!!! How did he find out? Chlamydia!

Yes, Littleboy is infected. He has the lurgy. And he is royally pissed off. Despite the fact he has Chlamydia he is more interested in finding out which one of them gave it to him. Enola Gay is incensed too. She was apopletic with rage when she found out. One of those “skanks” cheated on her Littleboy? She even turned off Trisha! And let me tell you that is something.

I did point out that safe sex was invented for a reason and it was a bit rich getting pissed off for cheating when he had 4 girls on the go.

Apparently though he never told them he was being faithful and they said they were so he has the right to be pissed off. Oh and safe sex is “boring” sex. He said it’s like “going for a joyride in ya mates car,” and he only ever “nicks cool cars for joyrides.”

I stand corrected.

So revelations for this morning:

  • I have a son infected with Chlamydia.
  • Who enjoys stealing cars for joyriding.
  • And one thing to get Enola Gay to turn Trisha off is the promise of “beating a skanky bitch” who cheats on her Littleboy.

Will To Live Factor – 80% and falling!


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