the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

Archive for March 2007

Idle Thoughts

March 27, 2007

Have you seen those Channel 4 fillers where they ask all the famous folk questions like what was your first car or what is one thing you would do before you die? There are others but I can’t remember them all. They’re just time killing bits and I don’t really pay them any attention beyond […]

Things I Hate No. 2

March 26, 2007

People who phone me at home. Well, let me qualify that, sales people who phone me at home. Now I do make sales calls for my job, but only to people who are also at work. I do not want to have someone in an annoyingly upbeat voice asking if I would be interested in […]

Better Late Than Never… Cartoon Monday!

March 26, 2007

I’m A Bad Poet, And I know It

March 25, 2007

I need just three votes to move into first place… I think, I’m relying heavily on hurried and slightly lackadaisical maths but still I’ll go with three votes. Please take time from your busy day and head over to Cheaper than Therapy and cast a vote my way! The power of my positive thoughts has […]

Double Talk

March 23, 2007

I was walking the streets today, in a non-professional way, and saw this sign in the window of a hardware shop: “Watch Repairs and Key Cutting” An innocent sign to be sure but as I read it my first thought was, though it’s probably not as boring as watching paint dry watching repairs is not […]

Help Me Win… Pretty Please With Sugar And A Cherry On Top

March 22, 2007

I need your votes. Your Fatman needs you! Go to Cheaper Than Therapy and cast your vote. I will be eternally in your debt and will reward you with riches. Well nice thoughts anyway.Pleeeeeeeeaase!!!!!

Woe Is Me

March 22, 2007

Ah, it has been a bust time lately hence my absence, for those of you who noticed. Work has been hectic and given the Mother’s Day debacle the home life has been a bit fraught lately also. Though I did manage to publish cartoon Monday for the… ooh, ones of fans out there who love […]

Where Does The Time Go? It’s Cartoon Monday Again!!

March 19, 2007

I Have A Question For You

March 14, 2007

Have you seen the teacher training advert? The one where the kids all ask questions. Most of them are annoying, like, “whats the difference between fluff and dust?” but there is one that’s pretty good, “if the Universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?” I like that question. It is a valid question. If […]

Another Casualty For The PC Banned Wagon

March 13, 2007

A school banned the making of Mother’s Day cards as they did not want to offend the 5% of pupils who had no contact with their mothers. The head mistress claimed it was in the interests of “sensitivity”. What utter crap! I remember the times at school I spent ages cutting paper daffodils and glueing […]