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Archive for April 2007

Have We Been Here Before? Yes… It’s Cartoon Monday

April 30, 2007

I’m A Bilateral Employment Synthesist (& a part-time Visual Representation Engineer)… What Are You?

April 27, 2007

Unbelievably, Littleboy has got a job! 😮 He is… drum roll please… a ‘Day Replenishment Customer Assistant’ at Tesco. In other words he’s a shelf stacker. I and Enola Gay are still dumbfounded by his decision to work. Up until now I had assumed it was against his religion but I think alcohol and girls […]

What Goes Around Comes Around… It’s Stupid Joke Friday

April 27, 2007

A rabbit goes running into a chip shop and frantically pounds on the counter, “I need lettuce! Give me lettuce, have you got any lettuce?” “Err, no,” says the shop owner, “No lettuce, this is a chip shop.” The rabbit rushes out and vanishes round the corner. The next day the same rabbit hurries into […]

It’s Funny How They Find You

April 26, 2007

I have been meaning to do this sooner and because I never got around to it the funnier and frankly, more worrying examples of searches have gone from my stats. However, I am posting this because I think it’s interesting and a little funny. It may not be, but what the hell, it’s my blog. […]

Publications Of The World Thursday The 3rd

April 26, 2007

Once again, after an exhausting search through the dregs of magazinedom, I have found this shocking piece of work! There is a publication for everyone.

Is It Déjà Vu Or Is It Cartoon Monday?

April 23, 2007

A Cannibals Divorce!

Nomination By Proxy

April 21, 2007

I am going to bask in reflected glory. One of the bloggers on my blogroll has been nominated for a blog award. I feel like I have picked the winner of the National or put a bet on Cambridge or something! For any non-British reading; a very big English horse race and the boat race […]

Stupid Joke Friday

April 20, 2007

A man is lost in the desert, he’s crawling through the dunes dying of thirst. He’s about to give up and surrender to the circling vultures when on the horizon he sees tents. With a new burst of strength he crawls to them. He reaches the first and says to the man outside, “Water, please… […]

“Publications Of The World Thursday” The 2nd

April 19, 2007

Once more I spent many a long hour going square eyed in front of a screen to bring you yet another bizarre offering from the world of publishing. And, coming tomorrow is the inaugural “Stupid Joke Friday”. Now I know you are excited but try not to make a mess!

Procrastination

April 19, 2007

I’m bored and can’t think of anything to write. The office is quiet, BB1 and BB2 are arguing the toss over some program they both watched last night. I’ve blocked them out to be honest lest I try to entertain myself by playing a game I’ve named “How Many Drawing Pins Are Needed To Cause […]