the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

It Brings A Whole New Meaning To ‘Liquorice Stick’

A small update on this post. BB1 has decided, on advice from a man in a pub, that liquorice is the cheap mans answer to Viagra flavoured oysters. And yes, I mean cheap mans and not poor mans. BB1 is a cheap man. He dresses entirely from Primark bargain buckets. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with Primark really but not your whole wardrobe!  According to his pub “doctor” it’s best to let the effect build up so BB1 is now chewing liquorice sticks and Allsorts in the belief that when the time comes he will “rock” the world for Bird.

BB2 is still noticeably silent on the subject. The fact that BB1 is apparently on a promise of regular sex has disturbed the balance of power and BB2 is not clear on how to deal with it. He is more engrossed in his computer than ever, hopefully working but more likely he is hunting down his own girlfriend, probably using Russian websites.

Just another day in Work/Hell.


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