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No It’s Not Groundhog Day… It’s Stupid Joke Friday

Three rabbits escape from a laboratory and quickly run away across the fields glad of their new found freedom. They’re walking along sharing their horror stories of what experiments they endured when after a while they come to a field full of lettuce and carrots and other wondrous vegetables. The three bunnies are overcome with hunger and they rush swiftly into the field and eat their fill late into the day. As night falls they drift to sleep fully sated.

The next day they awake and after a hearty breakfast decide to keep moving. In much better spirits they walk on for the the morning when they chance upon a field full of female rabbits, all doe eyed (ha-ha :lol:) and fluffy tailed. Immediately the three escapees bounce eagerly forward and spend the rest of the day doing what rabbits do best. They fall asleep in the paws of their new found friends completely spent.

The next morning, after a few hours of goodbyes πŸ˜‰ ,they decide to move on. After walking all day they find nothing of interest and fall asleep cold and lonely and hungry. They wake up early in the morning and discuss what they will do.

The first rabbit says, “I’m going back to the ladies, I could hump the rest of my life away!”

The second rabbit says, “I’m going back to the field of food, I never want to be hungry again!”

The third rabbit thinks for a while and then says, “I’m going back to the lab. I’ve not had a fag for three days!”

πŸ˜† I love this joke, hope you do to!


2 Responses to “No It’s Not Groundhog Day… It’s Stupid Joke Friday”

  1. that’s really very funny… makes me laugh to think of rabbits discussing the day’s plans… πŸ˜†

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