A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom For A Horse… Would You Settle For A Stupid Joke Friday?
A man goes to the doctors.
“What seems to be the problem?” the doctor says when he walks into the office.
“Well… I have a lettuce…,” the man pauses embarrassed, “…a lettuce poking from my arse!”
“Really!” the doctor exclaims.
“Yes, and nothing I do will get rid of it!”
“Hmmm,” the doctor ponders. “OK. I need to look at this lettuce and run some tests.”
Several hours later after blood tests, CAT scans an MRI and X-Rays, urine and stool samples (very awkward you can imagine) and a very personal examination the man was back in the doctors office waiting for news.
“So Doctor, what did you find?”
“It’s not good news I’m afraid,” the doctor says shaking his head.
“Oh no, I knew it!” says the man worried, “What does the lettuce mean?”
“Oh I wouldn’t worry about that,” the doctor says, “It’s just the tip of the iceberg!”
I love this joke! 🙂 Has anyone else noticed a lot of my jokes feature lettuce and rabbits? Does that mean anything do you think?