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Archive for June 2007

Big Brother… It’s Just A Wacky Race

June 12, 2007

Its Big Brother 8 now. I can’t say I am really a fan to be honest. The people who enter the house are pretty much always annoying. Most make me want to pluck my eyes out with a fondue fork and the others make me want to pluck their eyes out with a fondue fork. […]

How Much Is That T-Rex In The Window?

June 11, 2007

Creationists. What. The. Fuck? I thought Intelligent Designers were ridiculous but they’re not so daft after all. A new $27 million museum propounding Creationist views opened in Kentucky. Replete with animatronic dinosaurs, a buff looking Adam and Eve and a special effects theatre with rumbling seats, rising mists and sea breezes the museum declares that […]

And Like A Boomerang Stupid Joke Friday Keeps Coming Back

June 8, 2007

Once more it is that time again. Friday has returned and brought with it a stupid joke. Be still your beating hearts, the long cold wait is over! Two men walk into a bar at the top of a skyscraper, it’s a very high class spot and is full of attractive people (women). Both men […]

Earwigging And A Mite Of An Itch

June 7, 2007

I was eavesdropping on folks out and about today, and hear are the latest odd things I over heard today. Two men in the park – “He’s not been sentenced yet though has he?” “No, but he’s looking at 18months, which is pretty good considering what….” A woman on the phone – “Well the smell’s […]

The Union Flag…It’s In The Name!

June 5, 2007

Gordon “the devil” Brown called for a Britain Day. For once I think he may be right about something, though it pains me to agree with the beady eyed little rat. I don’t like him. But the Britain Day is a good idea. He says we must reclaim the Union Flag from the far right […]

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide…It’s Cartoon Monday

June 4, 2007

A Test

June 2, 2007

Repitition Is The Reality And The Seriousness Of Life…. Err… No It’s Just Stupid Joke Friday

June 1, 2007

A man is driving down a country road late one night when his car breaks down. Try as he might he can’t fix it so decides he to walk for help. After about half an hour of walking along narrow lanes he hears a voice in the distance shouting “14!…14!” and then again, “14!” Confused […]