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Earwigging And A Mite Of An Itch

I was eavesdropping on folks out and about today, and hear are the latest odd things I over heard today.

Two men in the park –
“He’s not been sentenced yet though has he?”

“No, but he’s looking at 18months, which is pretty good considering what….”


A woman on the phone –
“Well the smell’s gone now but the itching is worse!”


A small boy to his grandmother –
“You shouldn’t eat that chocolate because you’re already too fat!”


A teenager to his gang of black clad buddies –
“It was like… you know…. just fuckin’… err… just mad. You know what I mean?”


Two women at the table behind me in the coffee shop –
“When are you going to tell him?”

“I have no idea… I mean… what if it like freaks him out? Some people find it weird you know!”


A young chav type came in for work today, applying for a job in a food prep factory. I stood to shake his hand and he said…”Better not mate, I’ve got scabies!”

WTF! He wants to work preparing food!? Some people are just worryingly stupid!

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One Response to “Earwigging And A Mite Of An Itch”

  1. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    priceless

    xc


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