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Archive for the ‘aphrodisiacs’ Category

A New Meaning To “Dumped”!

May 31, 2007

I have been very busy. This is why I am posting for the first time this week and it’s Thursday! Terrible, and I missed another Monday Cartoon. I apologise. Not much to say really except that the liquorice diet doesn’t work for boosting sexual prowess; it’s great for weight loss since you spend a huge […]

Through The Eye Of A Needle & Through A Red Light To A Modern Love Story

May 22, 2007

I don’t know how many of you have read my previous posts about BB1 and his new girlfriend Bird, but in an effort to make sure their first time “rocked” BB1 decided not to leave anything to chance and began, after consulting his physician (Dave from the pub), an intensive course of liquorice. Dave claims […]

It Brings A Whole New Meaning To ‘Liquorice Stick’

May 18, 2007

A small update on this post. BB1 has decided, on advice from a man in a pub, that liquorice is the cheap mans answer to Viagra flavoured oysters. And yes, I mean cheap mans and not poor mans. BB1 is a cheap man. He dresses entirely from Primark bargain buckets. Don’t get me wrong, there’s […]

A Bird And A Gasted Flabber

May 17, 2007

BB1 has a girlfriend! BB2 looks about ready to throw himself from something very high. It is very funny. No one really believed BB1 (he’s not called Bullshit Bob 1 for nothing), he has often claimed to have a girlfriend and she always seemed to have other, suddenly more urgent, plans whenever an interoffice event […]