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the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

Archive for the ‘BB’ Category

A New Meaning To “Dumped”!

May 31, 2007

I have been very busy. This is why I am posting for the first time this week and it’s Thursday! Terrible, and I missed another Monday Cartoon. I apologise. Not much to say really except that the liquorice diet doesn’t work for boosting sexual prowess; it’s great for weight loss since you spend a huge […]

If Your Betty Boo Is A Number Two Urine Trouble!

May 23, 2007

BB1’s camping trip to the toilet has stretched into its second day. During the limited time he spent in the office he has tried to define to BB2 the quality of his diarrhoea. To put a stop to the incessant descriptive angst I found something to help. God Bless the Internet! Apparently after some research […]

Rage Against The Beige… And Other Stories

May 21, 2007

I was in a shop today buying food. It was M&S for those detail dependent people out there. Checkout 3. I was at the end of the conveyor belt about to put my shopping on when an old woman comes from her checkout, where there was a price check delay and pushes past me asking, […]

It Brings A Whole New Meaning To ‘Liquorice Stick’

May 18, 2007

A small update on this post. BB1 has decided, on advice from a man in a pub, that liquorice is the cheap mans answer to Viagra flavoured oysters. And yes, I mean cheap mans and not poor mans. BB1 is a cheap man. He dresses entirely from Primark bargain buckets. Don’t get me wrong, there’s […]

A Bird And A Gasted Flabber

May 17, 2007

BB1 has a girlfriend! BB2 looks about ready to throw himself from something very high. It is very funny. No one really believed BB1 (he’s not called Bullshit Bob 1 for nothing), he has often claimed to have a girlfriend and she always seemed to have other, suddenly more urgent, plans whenever an interoffice event […]

I’m Late…Catch Up With Me

May 11, 2007

I have been remiss in my posting of late. And I missed the last Cartoon Monday which I had not intended to do but as I was late getting home on the Bank Holiday after a weekend away time was unfortunately not on my side. Service will resume as normal this coming Monday. My apologies […]

But Scunthorpe United are playing dear…

February 14, 2007

The Sex Inspectors. A very strange programme. I can’t help but wonder why anyone would do that. Actually allow themselves to be filmed in the bedroom for the nation to watch. And not only that but to talk so frankly about their sex lives. Sure, go to a therapist because they clearly need it but […]

Is This My Nightmare Or Yours?

February 8, 2007

Bullshit Bob 2 is in a strop with me now. He’s sitting at his desk tapping savagely at his keyboard, each pointy little finger jab aimed at my imaginary heart or eye. He is giving me that kind of silent treatment specifically designed not to be silent, the type punctuated by heavy sighs and mutters […]