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They Thought It Was All Over… But It’s Not! Stupid Joke Friday Returns

October 5, 2007

The first Stupid Joke Friday for quite a while so I’m giving you a few to make up for it. I hope you enjoy! DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE… A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I’m […]

And Like A Boomerang Stupid Joke Friday Keeps Coming Back

June 8, 2007

Once more it is that time again. Friday has returned and brought with it a stupid joke. Be still your beating hearts, the long cold wait is over! Two men walk into a bar at the top of a skyscraper, it’s a very high class spot and is full of attractive people (women). Both men […]

Earwigging And A Mite Of An Itch

June 7, 2007

I was eavesdropping on folks out and about today, and hear are the latest odd things I over heard today. Two men in the park – “He’s not been sentenced yet though has he?” “No, but he’s looking at 18months, which is pretty good considering what….” A woman on the phone – “Well the smell’s […]

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide…It’s Cartoon Monday

June 4, 2007

Repitition Is The Reality And The Seriousness Of Life…. Err… No It’s Just Stupid Joke Friday

June 1, 2007

A man is driving down a country road late one night when his car breaks down. Try as he might he can’t fix it so decides he to walk for help. After about half an hour of walking along narrow lanes he hears a voice in the distance shouting “14!…14!” and then again, “14!” Confused […]

A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom For A Horse… Would You Settle For A Stupid Joke Friday?

May 25, 2007

A man goes to the doctors. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor says when he walks into the office. “Well… I have a lettuce…,” the man pauses embarrassed, “…a lettuce poking from my arse!” “Really!” the doctor exclaims. “Yes, and nothing I do will get rid of it!” “Hmmm,” the doctor ponders. “OK. […]

What’s In A Name?

May 24, 2007

I’m killing time. I’m surprised Time comes round here anymore to be honest since it seems I have nothing but murder in my heart for it. Yet, it does and so I try to find ways, the more inventive the better, to kill it. Much like the Spanish Inquisition I suppose. Yes that’s me, the […]

If Your Betty Boo Is A Number Two Urine Trouble!

May 23, 2007

BB1’s camping trip to the toilet has stretched into its second day. During the limited time he spent in the office he has tried to define to BB2 the quality of his diarrhoea. To put a stop to the incessant descriptive angst I found something to help. God Bless the Internet! Apparently after some research […]

Through The Eye Of A Needle & Through A Red Light To A Modern Love Story

May 22, 2007

I don’t know how many of you have read my previous posts about BB1 and his new girlfriend Bird, but in an effort to make sure their first time “rocked” BB1 decided not to leave anything to chance and began, after consulting his physician (Dave from the pub), an intensive course of liquorice. Dave claims […]

Have We Met Before?…Yes, It’s Cartoon Monday

May 21, 2007

What Not To Say To A Woman In Labour No. 3