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the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

Archive for the ‘liquorice’ Category

A New Meaning To “Dumped”!

May 31, 2007

I have been very busy. This is why I am posting for the first time this week and it’s Thursday! Terrible, and I missed another Monday Cartoon. I apologise. Not much to say really except that the liquorice diet doesn’t work for boosting sexual prowess; it’s great for weight loss since you spend a huge […]

If Your Betty Boo Is A Number Two Urine Trouble!

May 23, 2007

BB1’s camping trip to the toilet has stretched into its second day. During the limited time he spent in the office he has tried to define to BB2 the quality of his diarrhoea. To put a stop to the incessant descriptive angst I found something to help. God Bless the Internet! Apparently after some research […]

Through The Eye Of A Needle & Through A Red Light To A Modern Love Story

May 22, 2007

I don’t know how many of you have read my previous posts about BB1 and his new girlfriend Bird, but in an effort to make sure their first time “rocked” BB1 decided not to leave anything to chance and began, after consulting his physician (Dave from the pub), an intensive course of liquorice. Dave claims […]

Rage Against The Beige… And Other Stories

May 21, 2007

I was in a shop today buying food. It was M&S for those detail dependent people out there. Checkout 3. I was at the end of the conveyor belt about to put my shopping on when an old woman comes from her checkout, where there was a price check delay and pushes past me asking, […]

It Brings A Whole New Meaning To ‘Liquorice Stick’

May 18, 2007

A small update on this post. BB1 has decided, on advice from a man in a pub, that liquorice is the cheap mans answer to Viagra flavoured oysters. And yes, I mean cheap mans and not poor mans. BB1 is a cheap man. He dresses entirely from Primark bargain buckets. Don’t get me wrong, there’s […]