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Archive for the ‘nonsense’ Category

How Much Is That T-Rex In The Window?

June 11, 2007

Creationists. What. The. Fuck? I thought Intelligent Designers were ridiculous but they’re not so daft after all. A new $27 million museum propounding Creationist views opened in Kentucky. Replete with animatronic dinosaurs, a buff looking Adam and Eve and a special effects theatre with rumbling seats, rising mists and sea breezes the museum declares that […]

Another Casualty For The PC Banned Wagon

March 13, 2007

A school banned the making of Mother’s Day cards as they did not want to offend the 5% of pupils who had no contact with their mothers. The head mistress claimed it was in the interests of “sensitivity”. What utter crap! I remember the times at school I spent ages cutting paper daffodils and glueing […]

Bored? Fancy Some Trivia Or Some Sex?

March 12, 2007

OK. I am bored. Nothing happened on the weekend and today has followed suit so far. A dull day. A bland day. A day whose vapidity is exceeded only by my own tiredness. This lack of interestingness leaves me with a problem; nothing to post. It is a problem because, as proved by my plummeting […]