the blasts, the fallout, the sickness and the diar[y]hoea

Archive for the ‘work/hell’ Category

Earwigging And A Mite Of An Itch

June 7, 2007

I was eavesdropping on folks out and about today, and hear are the latest odd things I over heard today. Two men in the park – “He’s not been sentenced yet though has he?” “No, but he’s looking at 18months, which is pretty good considering what….” A woman on the phone – “Well the smell’s […]

If Your Betty Boo Is A Number Two Urine Trouble!

May 23, 2007

BB1’s camping trip to the toilet has stretched into its second day. During the limited time he spent in the office he has tried to define to BB2 the quality of his diarrhoea. To put a stop to the incessant descriptive angst I found something to help. God Bless the Internet! Apparently after some research […]

It Brings A Whole New Meaning To ‘Liquorice Stick’

May 18, 2007

A small update on this post. BB1 has decided, on advice from a man in a pub, that liquorice is the cheap mans answer to Viagra flavoured oysters. And yes, I mean cheap mans and not poor mans. BB1 is a cheap man. He dresses entirely from Primark bargain buckets. Don’t get me wrong, there’s […]

A Bird And A Gasted Flabber

May 17, 2007

BB1 has a girlfriend! BB2 looks about ready to throw himself from something very high. It is very funny. No one really believed BB1 (he’s not called Bullshit Bob 1 for nothing), he has often claimed to have a girlfriend and she always seemed to have other, suddenly more urgent, plans whenever an interoffice event […]

A Day In The Life Of…..

May 15, 2007

This is a post that I want to try to do each day, if possible. That remains to be seen but I will try. You know in an abstract way that while you are sat watching TV or getting ready for bed or buying your lunch from the supermarket that other people are doing their […]

I’m Late…Catch Up With Me

May 11, 2007

I have been remiss in my posting of late. And I missed the last Cartoon Monday which I had not intended to do but as I was late getting home on the Bank Holiday after a weekend away time was unfortunately not on my side. Service will resume as normal this coming Monday. My apologies […]


April 19, 2007

I’m bored and can’t think of anything to write. The office is quiet, BB1 and BB2 are arguing the toss over some program they both watched last night. I’ve blocked them out to be honest lest I try to entertain myself by playing a game I’ve named “How Many Drawing Pins Are Needed To Cause […]

A Bulletin From The CV Front

April 10, 2007

CVs are my bread and butter. I get so many of them it is slightly annoying, except I need them. It would be fine if they were all good. Not even amazing, just good. But that would be too much to ask. Some as I’ve posted before are terrible others are just irritatingly stupid. It […]

Things I Hate No. 2

March 26, 2007

People who phone me at home. Well, let me qualify that, sales people who phone me at home. Now I do make sales calls for my job, but only to people who are also at work. I do not want to have someone in an annoyingly upbeat voice asking if I would be interested in […]

Woe Is Me

March 22, 2007

Ah, it has been a bust time lately hence my absence, for those of you who noticed. Work has been hectic and given the Mother’s Day debacle the home life has been a bit fraught lately also. Though I did manage to publish cartoon Monday for the… ooh, ones of fans out there who love […]